Wednesday, July 21, 2010

A MAN driving a PT Cruiser is like a nigga:


•Driving a drop top geo metro

•driving a Sebring with personalized plates

•with Jesus sandals

•With stuffed animals on his bed

•Eatin a red, white, & blue blow pop

•With friendship bracelets

•On the top bunk

•With earmuffs

•With a wicker chair in his house

•With them socks with grips on the bottom

•Knowing the words to "Get Me Bodied"

•With spinner hubcaps

•With a sweater around his neck

•Drinking his drink in the club through the stir straw

•the barbers dick accidentally grazing across a a nigga arm or hand in the barber chair

•At a restaurant by himself eating a house salad

•Wearing rosary beads and ain't Catholic

•with a myspace/facebook/twitter pic with a shirt off

•Wearing creases in his jeans

•With a Blackberry Pearl or a sidekick

•Pourin Skittles in another niggas hand

•Doin the "Cupid Shuffle" with a group of dudes

•With his eyebrows cut in the corners

•Leaving flowers/teddy bears on a womans myspace page

•With a polo shirt buttoned all the way up

•With Hazel contacts

•With Keyshia Cole ringtones

•Giving another nigga a ride on the back of a ninja

•Getting a gastric bypass and not working out

•Pushing his sleeves up on a sweater

•Dancing when Luke comes on by himself

•Watching Girlfriends or Lifetime

•Trying to guess who's gonna win Flavor of Love

•Over 40 with 26's

•Saying "Hi" to another dude •Waving "Bye" to another dude

•A nigga Singing "Just Fine"

•Going shopping in Banana Republic

•Sitting in a bubble bath

•Eating another niggas fries

•Using the family bathroom at the airport

•5 niggas in 1 car going out

•waiting in the store for his woman to try on clothes

•walking through he mall with a smoothie

•fat nigga in skinny jeans

•With a G-Unit beater

•30 & over swagg-surfin

•Eating yogurt

•With a diary

•singing a LL song & he aint LL

•With beads in his hair Wearin them rainbow colored Coogi Shirts

by T. Neal
@thecoredjs (on twitter)
877 333 9940 x6

7 comments:

  1. ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG!!!! TONY I SWEAR YOU NEED YOUR ON TV. SHOW!!!!! IM DYING OVER HERE!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!

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  2. yeah that did it...I would add something...but naw...that did it.

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  3. T! YOU KNEW I WAS GONNA BE FLOORED AFTER SEEING THIS! LOLLLLL! HILARIOUS! I SAW PT CRUSIN DUDES ALL DAY IN THE CHI TODAY! LMAO!

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  4. That shit is funny! I am over hear cracking up, out loud, by myself at 4 in the damn morning!

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  5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nigga U wild 4 this one!!!!!!

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  6. LOL Im done over "eating another niggas fries"...and "with jesus sandals" LAWD niggas!!! LMAO! You are too foolish Mr.Neal!!!! Loollzzz

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  7. I REMEMBER THIS TONY!!!! CLASSIC!!!!

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